In game Quotes

Quotes from the Brutes of Springing.

• YOU check for traps! The last one almost killed me.
• Let me in there to check for traps now that nothing has happened to you.
• Hey, nobody bites my little guy! Lay on hands! Lay on hands!
• I touch myself (Paladin Lay on Hands)
• 3% of what we make? That's not what we said --We're not arguing with him...No, nod your head like this.
• Don't worry Cedar, I'll protect you. Your ability to cast fireball is very important to me.
• Don't look at me, I'm not a princess!
• I could go for a potion right now.
• I feel that this is probably an appropriate time to smite evil.
• No, that's just your basic tentacle.
• Well, if it is only one beholder . . .
• Adventures are for our feet, not our bellies. I want to buy our food now!
• This is the first time we are going someplace bad intentionally.
• You've gotta be smarter than your food.
• I'm going to use a crowbar +1.
• Well, there goes our chance at diplomacy.
• This is good, we need to go underground.
• Bards don't sing songs about invisible heros.
• You don't get to be ancient by being stupid.
• We need to get liquored up and get some tattoos.
• Hey! You're scaring away all the xps!
• I just wonder what is going to happen when I open up this door.
• Is soiling oneself a partial action or a full round action?
• I’m not sure what just happened, but there were a lot of dice involved.
• I wasn’t planning on being visible.
• Now there’s something to write on a tombstone.
• Just chew, don’t swallow. (instructions to a cat in dealing with a
  priestess polymorphed into a minnow.)
• Don't fear the heat of the forge!
• "Xan, you look like you've seen a ghost!" - Cedar
• Let's wait a round and see how bad it gets.
• "But you're hasted...so do something bigger now Cedar!" - Shane said to Cedar after Cedar used a Magic Missle spell that did nothing for his first action.